The dryer doesn't work

Sometimes I wish I could see myself as God sees me, blow-drying my underwear at 7 'o clock this morning wearing nothing but a towel on my head. He must have gotten a laugh out of that one.

Why I Love the South: Reason #1

Smile-of-the-day moment: I saw a man wearing a T-shirt that said (and I apologize for any incorrect spellings I spell correctly here) "Yo' mama wuz pro-life, dawlin' ".

Amen, brotha.