Fall is Here, Ring the Bell

Thanks to Margaret’s wedding and Labor Day, my last weekend was 4+ days long. As you all know, when you’re away, time freezes and nothing happens until you return home. Since the month rolled over during my brief vacation from reality, I completely missed it. That fact, combined with the week starting on a Tuesday completely mixed up my carefully-regulated internal schedules and resulted in some pretty shocking realizations today, namely, the following:

1) It’s Wednesday. This occurred to me while I was scouring the web, looking for previews of the new Publix ad, which come out each Wednesday, when it hit me that it WAS Wednesday, right now! This changes everything! I thought. (In reality, it doesn’t change much except that I’m one day ahead on gas, and I can sleep in tomorrow since my Thursday work days are short)

2) It’s September. While this fact registered with me in some vague way, like starting the date with a ‘9’ instead of an ‘8’ on forms at work, it didn’t show itself in any practical way until tonight, when I realized “Oh, it’s SEPTEMBER! That means rent is due! Again...” (that’s the thing about recurring bills- they just. Keep. Recurring. Seriously Verizon, you want more money from me? I just paid you like… oh yeah, a month ago. Ahem. )

So I dutifully signed away a huge chunk of my last paycheck and put the check in an envelope to drop in my apartment complex’s night box. Now, here’s where the story really gets exciting (I’m sure you’re all on the edge of your seats). When I licked the envelope flap, I managed to (brace yourselves here!) paper cut both sides of my mouth in one fell swoop. Ick, I shudder just to write those words. I’m not sure if enduring bodily harm as part of paying rent is technically ironic, but it’s something pretty crappy.

At any rate, I'm glad it's September- South Carolina took better note of the date change than I did, and adjusted its temperatures accordingly. The past few days have been picture-perfect, and Lucio's windows are fogged up in the morning, reminding me of Michigan and going back to school. I miss both.