Today, I received a note from Ben updating me on all the happy-haps in his life. There are too many quotable quotes to mention, but the part that really set this piece of correspondence apart was the postscript, which read:
PS: You have a thing going with David Beckham on the side and you didn't tell me about it!? Karen, I thought we had a deal about boy stories. I saw the attached photo while I was flipping through GQ...looks like you two are pretty serious! And I thought nerdy boys were your type. Is he even Catholic?
And attached was the picture below:
What's so special about a picture of David Beckham shirtless, you ask? Fair question. Allow me to get a little closer here.
Yes. That is a picture of my face tattooed on David Beckham's torso. I rest my case.
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3 comments:
Oh Karen. I am just so happy for you two. You are so much better than his first wife, and a lot hotter I might add:) Love you! Miss you:)
you know i was about to pop in here and say WTF! how is there someone who ranks higher than me! and then i saw the picture and well, i understand. i don't blame you, lady.
GAH HA HA HA HAAAAAA
Oh benny ben ben you've done it again, you old scoundrel.
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